It’s hard to believe, but 12 months have passed since you last changed the string on your battery powered Ego String Trimmer. You’ve been working so hard in the yard this summer, it’s time to change the string again. The following steps will guide you through the simple reloading process.
2. Forget how you loaded the string a year ago.
3. Search YouTube for how to reload your Ego Trimmer.
4. Curse out loud over why there are so many videos for the trimmer with the auto load…
Recently, I was fortunate enough to procure tickets to The Hunchback of Notre Dame, a show that I’ve been dying to see.
I don’t know what the organizers of this production were thinking, but it’s pretty obvious the actor playing the lead has some kind of back problem. I spotted it as soon as he appeared on stage.
It would have been hard to miss. I’m not one to focus on a person’s physical appearance, but this was extreme, like he had a giant gourd stuffed up his back.
Why you’d choose someone with the Gateway Arch sticking out of…
Today’s political landscape is so fraught with pitfalls it’s no wonder men have lost their way around women. One moment you’re a beloved state governor considering a presidential run, the next you’re on a flight from Western New York suggesting a game of strip poker. Flubs like this can throw your political acumen into question, cost you a second term, or even get you impeached.
But there is hope. Help, like the brunette you’ve seated outside your office, is in sight. …
On what is likely the final day of the impeachment trial, Senate Republicans arrived at the Capitol in red noses and big shoes, carrying extendable ladders and buckets of soapy water.
As they pulled up to the main steps in a red and yellow Volkswagen Beetle, all fifty Republican senators quickly spilled out into a heap on the sidewalk.
First to his feet, Josh Hawley, the senator from Missouri, immediately pulled a wooden plank from his pants and whacked Lindsey Graham across the backside.
Before he chased after Senator Hawley, Mr. Graham, who’d taken time out of his busy golf…
Missouri Senator Josh Hawley has confirmed he was vaccinated against the truth back in October, along with fellow Republican Lauren Boebert.
“I feel great,” said the first term senator. “I’d say at this stage I’m pretty much immune to any evidence-based reality.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene was originally scheduled to be vaccinated with her colleagues, but after going through her social media posts, Republican leaders decided not to bother.
“To be honest, after checking her Facebook and Twitter accounts and watching some of her videos, we just kind of assumed she’d broken into the lab and pumped herself full of the…
Following video released showing him walking up the steps to the Capitol wearing socks that don’t match, House Representative Mark Warrington has announced he will be stepping down.
The video, which has gained 74 million views, shows the now disgraced congressman almost gaining entrance to Congress dressed in one black sock, and one of a slightly lighter shade. It’s clear from the video that this is not a matching pair.
Calls for his resignation were swift, with outraged Republicans demanding he step down even before the video had finished playing.
“No one who sees this footage won’t be justifiably outraged,”…
As revelations for Marjorie Taylor Greene’s support for QAnon conspiracy theories continue, outraged Democrats are calling for the freshman congresswoman to sit on the Naughty Step.
Speaking to reporters Thursday Nancy Pelosi urged Kevin McCarthy and other Republican leaders to sit down with the embattled Congresswoman to reach an agreement.
A spokesman for Mr. McCarthy said he is considering having her stand in the corner for ten minutes, possibly eleven. The GOP has signaled it has little appetite for the Naughty Step.
In the Senate, Majority Leader Chuck Schumer warned Republicans that if they fail to act, he’ll have no…
Fish owner, Ron Abbot, says his three children died last night shortly after he fed them. His wife, Mary, had left him to take care of the kids and was asleep upstairs.
Ron says it was most likely the macaroni cheese they had for dinner. “It was a new brand and I maybe gave them more than I should have,” he said.
Ron was worried how he’d tell his wife until he remembered it was late night shopping. “When I realized that, I thought, great, no problem, he said. “I hopped in the truck and sped over to the mall.”
Tired of working 40 or more hours a week with nothing to show for it?
Wish you could spend more time at home with your family?
I used to be just like you. For years I sold life insurance in New York City.
I hated it.
But believe it or not, the work wasn’t the worst thing.
It was the parking.
While I was inside trying to scrape out a sale, my car parked outside was getting ticketed.
Some days I paid out more in parking tickets than I was paid commission. It was OUT OF CONTROL!
The situation got…