Bob JamesinMuddyUmLiterary Classics After They’ve Been Through The Hemingway AppThe newly edited versions·2 min read·May 16, 2023--1--1
Bob JamesinMuddyUmLetter to Elton John’s Rocket ManYou’re gonna lose your wife to the milkman, and other problems·3 min read·May 12, 2023--2--2
Bob JamesinThe HavenJoe Manchin’s Ego Now Visible From SpaceShatner says it eclipses all light in its path1 min read·Oct 30, 2021--2--2
Bob JamesinMuddyUmHow To Outsource Your Medium Stories So You Have More Time For SexOr you could just sleep late·3 min read·Sep 30, 2021--2--2
Bob JamesinMuddyUmHow To Replace The String in Your Ego Trimmer in Just a Few Easy StepsA guide to efficient string replacement·3 min read·Sep 26, 2021--8--8
Bob JamesinMuddyUmRepublican Senators Arrive For Impeachment Carrying Ladders and Buckets of Soapy WaterTed Cruz Says Pants Don’t Fit Right2 min read·Feb 13, 2021----
Bob JamesinMuddyUmJosh Hawley Confirms He Was Vaccinated Against Truth in OctoberSays Second Shot Unnecessary2 min read·Feb 3, 2021--3--3
Bob JamesinMuddyUmBiden Discovers 500 Migrant Children in White House ClosetHasn’t Been in Attic Yet1 min read·Feb 2, 2021----
Bob JamesinMuddyUmHouse Democrat Resigns After Socks Clash on Capitol StepsDemocrats in disarray after foot faux pas2 min read·Feb 1, 2021----
Bob JamesinMuddyUmHouse Democrats Call For Marjorie Taylor Greene to Sit on The Naughty StepStanding in corner not ruled out2 min read·Jan 31, 2021--2--2